so, once again, i swim in reverie

Sun, 06 Feb 2005 09:19:10 GMT

**AGENT RETARD**
SI TAMBIEN

uhhh sorry dude i have a life....

THE INNER CIRCLE IS BEING RAPED FOR ALL ITS WORTH!!!!

whos cow is that?!

WE LOVE TIKUMS
uhh why are we fondling?

happy hands

uhh melissa being @ lindsay's totally made it so that we couldn't hang out with brad

pascale is here by the way

Sun, 02 Jan 2005 07:54:45 GMT

Okay, I put these in my journal way too much but... this one was classic.

If you were on South Park, what would you look like and who would your friends be? (for girls) by vexedfusion

Username

You are a WHORE!

Dun dun dun, this is you...

Percentage of people who like this character..: 30%

The Jew

olsquaredo

The Fat One

youshine

The Lover

spiderman1309

The Poor One

kendini

The Gay Teacher

theyellownewt

Kyle's Bitchy Mom

hulamuffin

Go here if you are a guy

South Park character memegen for guys

All imgs made here....

The Southpark Character Site

Quiz created with MemeGen!

So I will offset it with telling you what I did today. Umm I was bored when I woke up at 12 so I called Mollee and was like "Let's have a 3/4 posse party at the zoo" so we went and of course when I was there I had to call and tell Ian and Neil to come, and then we were walking around and we saw Mikaela and I was like "Guys is that Mikaela?" so we had to check and make sure, then we had super spy missions and then we went back and latched on to Mikaela and made her come with us but then we wanted to go to 7-11 and she had to go back in so we bid her farewell then set off to get Nutter Butters and meet Neil and soo then we were freezing so we went back to Mollee's and watched WILLOW and tv and Neil left and Sam came for like 5 minutes and then Ian was like "LET'S LEAVE" so uhhh that's the story of how my day went

PS I BABYSAT LAST NIGHT PITY ME

happy 2005

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 01:43:19 GMT

thepanicmuffin

it better be good

Awesome last few days -- Monday I went to Bainbridge with Sarah and rode, then got home and went downtown and went to see Darkness with Conor Ryan Hubert Lucas and Lucas' Canadian ... uhh... relative? Cousin I think. And Carmen and Kiley came like halfway through the movie.

Then Tuesday I went to Redmond Town Center with Pascale and Brittany in the movie and we hunted but sadly found nothing of our interest. And Brittany kept thinking someone was at the mall and she even bought us cookies to get us next to the store she thought he was in. Then we went to our movie but found that drinks were too expensive and we're extremely cheap so we went on a Cokescapade but all we found was Jones Soda, so we got that... Then we went back in and watched the movie except it was boring and so we talked and made noise throughout the whole thing. And then Brittany slapped Pascale in the eye and so she smacked Brittany back and I was laughing at them so Brittany slapped me too...

Then we went to the barn and I rode in a lesson with Hillary, Amanda Roper, Elizabeth and Carol and we only jumped 3 foot because me and Carol were the only ones in that lesson who aren't unrated. Then we went back to Pascale's and watched Thirteen (my fourth time seeing that) and American History X and Britt and Pascale kept me up until 5, but it was okay because we called random people until 4 and met our best friend Jonah.

Wednesday we all got ready and then me and Pascale went downtown because Brittany was too scared of the hobos to go with us and we met Ryan and Conor and hung out with them for a like half an hour because they were EXTREMELY slow in arriving... Then we went to the barn and then went to Helen's and hahahhaaha me and Pascale are GOOD is all I have to say. Then we watched South Park for a really long time and started character development on our awesome book except we left it at Helen's ... and we wrote each other notes in Spanish. Then this morning we rode and then I went to Northgate with my sister and now I'm home cleaning. Hoooooray

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 00:55:28 GMT

Mommy Didn't Come Back

(Timmy's song)

Mommy didn't come back
She never came back.
Don't let your mommy leave
Cause she'll never come back.

A ring a ding ding the telephone rings
I answer with HELLO?!
"I'm sorry to tell ya, I hate to report it, but your mommy's gots to go!
She got in a car wreck a really bad car wreck
She might have broke her neck.
I'll meet you at the hospital, I'll tell you the rest there!"
And then the phone went click!

A ring a ding ding the telephone rings
She answers with yello!?
"Grandma Grandma Grandma mamas gonna die!"
Then she offered me some pie.
"Not now Grandma, maybe later but right now I need a ride!
Hurry hurry Grandma! Drive real fast!
DON'T LET MOMMY DIE!"

Grandma didn't show up, she never showed up
So I called a local cab.
I had no money not one penny
So I gave him something else.
They were round and white and in an orange bottle
They said, "FOR GRANDMA ONLY!"

We got to the hospital. I said "Thank you sir." He said, "No, thank you!"
I walked through the doors
I screamed "WHERE'S ME MOMMY, SHE'S GONNA DIE!
I need to see her now!"
I found a doctor who said, "You must be Timmy? Let me take you to your mommy."

But when we got there the nurse said, "I'm sorry but I'm afraid you're just too late.
Your mommy isn't here, she just died, they already took her away."

So I cried and cried. She never came back, she never came back to get me.
Instead she died ina car wreck
A really bad car wreck
I guess she broke her neck

Mommy didn't come back
Daddy's dead in Iraq
And we still don't know where Grandma is
I'M AN ORPHAN!

Sat, 18 Dec 2004 03:04:12 GMT

MASH by mailani

Username

(Freebee) Your vehicle will be...

When are you getting married?

January 6, 2008

Who you are getting married to...

neildudely

Who will be your bridesmaid/ bestman?

spiderman1309

How much will you and your spouse make a year?

$45,691

How many Kids will you have?

How happy will you be?: 80%

How good your sex life will be...: 88%

MASH?

Where do you live?

Puerto Rico

Quiz created with MemeGen!

I'M AT KATIE'S WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S FAT

Tue, 14 Dec 2004 02:00:22 GMT

The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Yay.
Created by -ambiguous and taken 38530 times on bzoink!
What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?	plow
..rain?	mop
..tornado?	chips (huh.. i'm weird)
..summer love?	GREASE!
..Jon?	klondike
..Mike?	the mover
..Shea?	maryland
..banana?	BREAD MM I LOVE BREAD
..dizzy?	lips
..Laura?	A!!!!!
..Juan?	mollee's dad, except he's antonio
..car?	morg... who knows where i got that
..white?	smurf
..peppermint?	ICE CREAM
..New Found Glory?	car
..placebo?	quoi?
..orange juice?	crepe
..candid camera?	smile
..sister?	A!
..brother?	the trent
..hate?	bmw
..school?	ludge
..President?	snip
..football?	tricycle
..rap?	la belle et le bad boy
..pop?	star
..rock?	jungle pancake
..punk?	ripe
..sex?	smokin
..death?	mongrel
..baby?	cakes
..duuude?	bumbershoot
..the end?	yip yap
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Tue, 07 Dec 2004 05:22:40 GMT

HEARTTHROBS

¬ anyone ever named ryan (it's just an orientally appealing name)
¬ BOBBY
¬ mr haverstock (of cooooourse)
¬ gnomy (hey he deserves to be on here twice right??)
¬ big pimpin
¬ frank
¬ sam
¬ caitlin
¬ david
¬ anna
¬ guy from winning london
¬ hot skaters!
¬ petey senior
¬ petey junior (RIP)
¬ BAM! (pascale)

thanks to david caitlin and anna for your help on the list

it's under construction too

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 06:15:59 GMT

Thirteen things you like:
1. A, need i say more?
2. Katie, goes without saying actually. but i'll say it anyway.
3. riding... what? that's up to your imagination
4. shopping, though i seem to be in a rut with that lately
5. flamin trails... like your trails red hot? you bet i do
6. mahjongg, though i started doubting the master's wisdom when he started saying "harkins"...
7. IMing laura when shes in the next room
8. BACON FREAKING CHEESEBURGERS
9. frostys (wendys)
10. being a rapper, i get through the turmoil that is my life by rhymin
11. spending large amounts of money on useless things, yeah i'm from america! how'd you guess?
12. the 10 spot (mtv)
13. DEGRASSI

Twelve movies you love:
1. poddington peas
2. my best friend's wedding
3. pet sematary 2 (hit up sci-fi for that one, katie & i sure did)
4. brave little toaster (and the sequel where he goes to mars or the moon or something)
5. 10 things i hate about you
6. office space (although it's become rather mainstream as of late)
7. princess bride (don't make fun of me!!)
8. sixteen candles
9. the breakfast club
10. the wiggles: yummy yummy
11. pretty in pink (he looks too much like max..)
12. hannibal!

Eleven bands/artists you enjoy listening to:
1. brand new
2. taking back sunday
3. saves the day
4. roxio... oh wait that's NOT a band! ok well i guess i'll have to go with tupac then
5. googoo dolls
6. kanye west
7. motion city soundtrack
8. old outkast, though most people my age are like "what? outkast existed before hey ya? that's craazy talk"
9. something corporate
10. ja rule
11. jay-z

Ten things you have said in the past day:
1. you're pathetic
2. i wish you could say yes, but there would be consequences
3. Bêhhh. oh wait, nooo, that was frank who dit that.
4. i love you
5. that's not where curb is
6. we'll get through this leukemia, with or without hair
7. you smell like crap
8. that's bullshit!
9. i'm SO much kinkier than you
10. i'm from ethiopia

Nine stores you shop in:
1. hollister
2. abercrombie & fitch
3. nordstrom
4. safeway
5. mills?
6. 7-11 (holla!)
7. victoria's secret
8. uhh... sephora? i'm running out of places i actually go
9. target (120 don't think i'll ever forget that)

Eight foods/drinks you miss when you don't have them:
1. COKE
2. bacon cheeseburgers
3. hot chocolate
4. apples
5. pancakes
6. banana bread
7. sugar
8. peanut butter

Seven things you wear daily:
1. concealer
2. georgia peach (i <3 BeneFit)
3. gravalis? well almost daily
4. breeches (when i go to the barn)
5. underwear (well... most days)
6. a bra (again, most days)
7. socks

Six things that annoy you:
1. people who tell me what i think, how i'm feeling, etc (e.g. "YOU'RE IN A BAD MOOD" uhh i am now)
2. laura's fan
3. thong wedgies
4. hill kids.. they still like haunt me
5. people who pick fights even more than i do
6. hunger

Five things you touch everyday:
1. my hair
2. my computer
3. katie?
4. ralph
5. your heart (had to leave that one on there it's classic)

Four shows you watch religiously:
1. laguna beach!!
2. best week ever
3. real world
4. VIVA LA BAM

Three celebrities you'd like to make out with:
1. STEPHEN (celebrity? duh)
2. brad pitt in fight club.. haha i never liked him before that movie
3. i dunno i'm not big on celebrities

Two of your nicknames:
1. twinkie/rob

2. mk? oh wait, no, that's a part of me, right

One person you wish you could spend forever with: a

I'd rather be here...

Fri, 05 Nov 2004 02:13:23 GMT

... than anywhere with you.

This morning before school Katie mooned a bunch of people and I laughed so hard I cried, in LA Ms Hoffacker told us to stop having orgies in her classroom, in Gym I switched shoes with Tomtom, in Schmitz I did my INCREDIBLY AWESOME presentation, 6th period Mr Pounder let us go in to Schmitz and "write down influential hero information" aka talk to Neil Conor and Jack. After school I went to the barn and jumped the fenceline logs and then went back in the indoor and jumped 3'6". My rating is on Sunday... ooooh goody. Then I went to Jamba Juice and felt like a retard because I was standing there in my ultra tight riding pants and Tommy's man shoes. Now I'm off to go find out what book to do the Hoffacker book report on. I'm not a slacker, oh no.

Forgot to add... After school we were all standing around talking about pantsing me and then Stu comes up behind me and actually does it! And then I tied my drawstring really tight and then Galen tried to but couldn't and then Ryan/Kyle tried to but also failed. Great.

Mon, 18 Oct 2004 01:42:36 GMT

Okay party last night was hilarious... I'll talk about what I remember. Okay so first people started taking... ummmm... PICTURES, and we won't elaborate on that but it was gross. So then we went over and I changed into jeans and it was all good. Then Skylar GAVE ME his belt and kept trying to steal it back, which was really uncool, so I gave it to Ryan... Then Ryan Leon Erik and Wes were trying to get me and Katie to make out and they were like offering us $50 each except they didn't actually have the money, Leon had $25 and a "good smelling bag" and then we went back downstairs and Katie got duct-taped, then they decided to do it to me so I ran upstairs and they tried to duct tape me to Ian but it didn't work out so well.

So then later I went back downstairs and Kyle duct taped me and it got ALL OVER MY HAIR! And then I went bald because Hubert ripped it (and blamed it on Sam) and so half my hair fell out, and Anna had to take like half an hour to get it out and people kept being like "PEANUT BUTTER! SCISSORS" and I was like "GET AWAY FROM MY HAIR!" but then Sam got me candy so I calmed down.

Then I talked to Anna and Katie a lot, because what else do I do? And we basically talked to people for the rest of the time until everyone left and then the girls all went over to Jessica's and we watched Winning London and then the guys were supposed to sneak over at 1 except they couldn't because Jessica's dad was PSYCHIC and kept coming down like right as they were about to, then he chased them off the porch or something. So we talked for a really long time and then went to sleep.

Then this morning we woke up and were like gonna go wake up all the guys at Stanley's but they foiled our plans by already being awake. So we walked over and I didn't have my shoes so I slipped on the grass! So my ass was all wet and I got everything wet everywhere I sat down. And I was tired and tried to go back to sleep on these little pillows on the ground but people kept stepping on me and pulling my pants down (I had Katie's sweatpants on over my shorts because they were REALLY SHORT and I don't trust certain people) and the likes so I was not able to sleep. Then everyone went in to go watch another movie so I just talked to Katie Anna Sam Skylar and Lucas and tried to sleep but of course it didn't work AGAIN.

AND I AM EXTREMELY ANGRY AT A SELECT FEW PEOPLE... I WANT TO STRANGLE THEM. (and it's not who you probably think)

That's basically everything interesting that happened... Let me know if I forgot anything.

Mon, 11 Oct 2004 04:42:28 GMT

01. My hair is still its natural color. (Mostly)
02. I have yet to lose my virginity.
03. I get annoyed when I don't get to finish telling a story.
04. I like to wear pink.
05. Sometimes I wish I could do something really, really, amazingly well.
06. I drink a lot of water.
07. I've never taken a hit of a cigarette.
08. I like music boys. (Oooh 7th grade memories...)
09. I'm such a health freak.
10. I love taking pictures.
11. I have really tiny wrists.
12. I can identify some close friends by smell. (Ohhh man, smells like KENNY in here)
13. I'm far too nice.
14. I hate when people confuse "your" and "you're"
15. I think dorkiness is attractive. (ONLY IN SOME CASES. This statement doesn't apply to our school)
16. I've never had a fake screen name. (I'm guessing... what's a fake sn??)
17. I wish I had a pug.
18. I miss my middle school. (I'm still in it...)
19. I have pretty good eating habits.
20. I have a hard time making my mind up sometimes. (All the time)
21. I wish my hair naturally curled.
22. I can't live without Chapstick. (Don't you mean Chap-Aid? I love Caroline.)
23. I wish I could sing.
24. I like classical music. (Eww.)
25. Striped pants are hot.
26. I think Schylar is a really cool name.
27. I usually don't get sarcasm.
28. I wish I could look in a mirror and constantly be satisfied with myself.
29. I shift between being sleepy and awake when I'm really tired.
30. I hardly ever vacuum.
31. I hate racism and nazi's.
32. I want someone to hold me.
33. I like watermelon flavored things.
34. I'm a snob about grammar. (Most of the time)
35. I am a terrible liar.
36. Axe deoderant smells WONDERFUL. (It smells okay "in moderation")
37. I wish I knew how to speak in ~~Italian~~ French.
38. I tried to kiss a member of the opposite sex when I was in kindergarten.
39. I am learning to be happy wherever I am.
40. I have no idea what my school musical is about.
41. I appreciate honesty.
42. I need a manicure.
43. I love Dr. Pepper. (There's so many better drinks.)
44. I twirl my hair.
45. I like to read.
46. I don't own a cellphone. (Thank you to my parents for loving me a lot.)
47. I want to learn to play harp.
48. I'm not old enough to vote.
49. I live in the past far too much.
50. I need to remember to be a teenager sometimes. (I need to stop acting like a five-year-old)
51. I want to see most of the world.
52. Sometimes I wonder what's going on over in London.
53. I hate being lied to unnecessarily.
54. I believe in a thing called love.
55. I go shopping usually once a week.
56. Today is Wednesday.
57. I've read more than 100 books.
58. I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
59. I like feet.
60. I like getting compliments.
61. I want the world to see me.
62. I think it's funny when girls wear so much makeup that their faces become incandescent.
63. I hate seeing kids that think they're different because they like Slipknot and shop at Hot Topic.
64. I have a fear of wearing too much perfume.
65. I wear pants more than I wear shorts.
66. I am tactful most of the time.
67. I am afraid of spiders. (If they're inside my house. If they're outside they're my pals, and I get friends named Spidey 1 and 2.)
68. I get too attached to some people.
69. I'm usually on time.
70. I forgive but I don't forget.
71. I think way too much for my own good.
72. My current relationship is teaching me a lot.
73. I like salads from McDonalds.
74. I read for at least two hours every night before bed.
75. I talk to a lot of people I don't like because I hate being rude.
76. I talk to myself in the shower.
77. Laughing turns me on.
78. I wish I were asleep.
79. I love Reeses Peanut Butter cups.
80. I never have enough energy to do what I'm doing.
81. I have a friend who has an outtie bellybutton.
82. I have driven a car.
83. There is no nailpolish on my nails.
84. I am unafraid of change, but I don't think that I realize the boundary between change and utter transformation.
85. I wear brown, thin-rimmed glasses. (When I wear them... yes, I am blind as a bat.)
86. Goodbyes make me sad.
87. Cold Stone is so much better than Baskin Robbins.
88. I love cuddling.
89. I run when I'm bored.
90. I like chewing gum.
91. I worry too much sometimes about what people think.
92. I'm a billion times better than I was in junior high school.
93. Compliments make me happy. (Isn't this almost the same as "I like compliments"? No? Okay.)
94. I like long car rides with certain people.
95. I hate when people incorrectly label me.
96. I wonder a lot who I'm going to end up marrying.
97. I listen to the things no one else cares about.
98. I can't draw from imagination.
99. TyPiNg LIeK diS anNoyes mEeeh.
100. This took too long

Uggh

Sun, 10 Oct 2004 20:36:17 GMT

The more I think about it, the more REVOLTING that is.

Ewwww

I'm gonna go... brush my teeth. And chew gum. And both.

Thu, 07 Oct 2004 00:28:29 GMT

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 23:30:26 GMT

Oh my GOD, Ryan's name is still on my Hydraulic jeans. They are brand new and I have worn them ONCE! And what does Ryan do but go and write his name and a little arrow!!! URggrhgrhg

GO EAT A CREPE

Sat, 02 Oct 2004 04:21:41 GMT

OKAY I JUST GOT HOME FROM BANDAGING HELP AT THE BARN WITH LEAH, (EARLIER I TOLD BRITTANY AN INTERESTING LITTLE TIDBIT ABOUT WEDNESDAY.. HEHE) ANYWAY THATS BESIDES THE POINT BECAUSE I AM HOME ALOEN I AM SCARED OUT OF MY LITTLE MIND AND IT IS DARK AND ALLLL THE LIGHTS WERE TURNED OFF AND THE RAPISTS/THIEVES (WHO KNOWS WHATS LURKING IN THE GHETTO OVER-80-EXCEPT-FOR-MY-FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD) LEFT SOME ANTHRAX-DRENCHED PACKAGE ON MY PORCH, EXCEPT WHENI BROUGHT IT IN AND OPENED IT UP IT TURNED OUT TO BE THESE WEIRD GREEN GRAPES!!! I DONT EVEN LIKE GREEN GRAPES, RED GRAPES IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO! BUT THATS JUST ME, MAYBE THE RAPISTS/SKINNERS HAVE DIFFERENT PREFERENCES

YOU ARE CRAZY IF YOU ARENT AFRAID OF THE DARK.

On a slightly lighter-hearted topic, funniest words of the year according to me (in order):
Spectrum
Asthma
French

If only I could incorporate all three into an incredibly hilarious knock-knock joke. Wouldn't that just be the best joke ever? It would. I've only found a way to use two in one joke... Ahh well that will be enough. (But he doesn't cry if you call him Crepe... AWWW)

Christina Mollie and Katie save my life by making it humorous

Tue, 14 Sep 2004 04:32:08 GMT

pascalelucky16:
'THE FRIEND'
a short shot story. by Pascale Mattarazo
Reinbow was my first pet
a beta fish he was
Chris my baby sittter baught him for me for 5 dollars for my 5th birthday
what a beautiful fish he was
his dazzling scales sparkled like a little sprinkle of heaven every timed i looked at him
i was so proud of my prode and joy
i remember tag, and other fishy games with him
::tear::
he was so sweet and we alwaysed talked forever, he was a good listener and didnt complain much
my own little pice of sanktion, right there in a little bowl next to my bed
sweet sweet reinbow, made me feel like a stay, like i found the pot of gold on the other end of him, he compleated me i loved that fish more then life itself
one day when i came home from school....he was hiding
i thaugth my cat had probibly frightend him
thats when i saw him.....
gasping for breath on my floor
it was to late, he died in my arms
i was to upset to cry, to sullen to speek
i was devistated
i didnt eat for hours
i attended the funeral..(convienently located in my back yard)
i said my uguigly
we prayed
how sweet my dear dear reinbow was
RIP REINBOW< YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SHINE ON US FOREVER

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 18:02:50 GMT

A word for the wise...

Gra vel2glasS: sharks are like friends just when you dont expect it they eat you and drown you!

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Thu, 09 Sep 2004 03:39:12 GMT

Okay so today was ... the best thing that's ever happened to me (Kip voice). I'll start from the beginning...

So at like 6:30 I go to my stupid bus stop and waited and waited for like 15 minutes then my mom comes out and is like "you're still there? Well Dad says he'll take you at 7 when he leaves if your bus isn't here yet" so at 7 I go back into the house and we find out that I was at the wrong bus stop.. So my mom got all pissed off.

So then I went to school and I saw everyone that I haven't seen all summer and it was SO exciting! So my first period is Tanaka and he's hilarious.. And KATIE'S in that class with me! Also like Sarah Lewis, Marta, Sarah Faigin, and other people...

Then my second period is Hoffacker and that period was boring nothing happened.

THEN THIRD PERIOD BEST PERIOD EVER So I TA for Rabel (Gym) and well there's like no one but sixth graders in that class except for my husband (some random kid that X picked out because he like started talking to us when we did a "pep rally" for the whole gym class because they were being all dumb and not talking) and then we went over to these two kids who were playing basketball and we were like "we want to play with you guys" and they just looked at us funny so me and Christina and Owen played against them and lost... I mean won.. by a lot!! Except that I'm afraid of the ball so whenever they'd try to pass it to me I'd flinch or run the other way.

Then fourth period I have Schmitz and a ton of people have it with me... Mollie Bucky X Anna Payton and lots of other people but I didn't really talk to anyone else.

Fifth period I have Spanish ... which was quite interesting. Anna Miller, X, Sarah and people are in it (plus a few people from my last year Spanish class!!!! I LOVED that class) but there are a few annoying people... That's okay I still love our school

Sixth period I have Pounder and he picked on me sooo much and kept calling me Zig and saying I had to go first to show my work and stuff... Which wasn't very cool and I didn't appreciate it. BUT Katie's in that class which means we get to share a locker which means CATOPOLY champs, yeah you know it.

Everybody believed we would never be... Look at us up above we are so in love!!

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 20:06:40 GMT

thepanicmuffin

1. take your lj username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...).

t h e p a n i c m u f f i n
20 8 5 16 1 14 9 3 13 21 6 6 9 14

2. add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.

Let me break out the computer calculator.. 145

3. add the digits of the number together.

10

4. find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again.

5. take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
their

6. use the resulting word in a google image search, and select a picture from the first page and post the results.

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 01:49:52 GMT

What happens when Jane and Katie are home alone?

Mon, 09 Aug 2004 03:46:16 GMT

R.I.P.

Cindy Burge

10.08.63 - 07.28.04

Sun, 08 Aug 2004 02:31:20 GMT

At Regional Showjump Rally, Horse I (the lowest level besides the Small/Med. Ponies and Large Ponies divisions) 1st round fences are between 2 feet 6 inches and 3 feet 3 inches. Jump-off fences may be up to 3 feet 6 inches.

Attention ladies and genetlemen...

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 19:10:37 GMT

We here at the telecommunications office have come to the consensus that the diylosion of the steam system is addiquett'e to the medabloic syndorm of the economic ecolisyndom board of Direct'ee's standards. The natural Balance of the ecolistic transfer to the mederrotic cancer units of mesothelemoma, is besoming off, due to a lack off profestion in the highperdicalentric unit of the Metrobolic section. To recooperate the recaletion of our wrokers we need to up gread ther salery and transfer some of the upper fetterlines to the gretteropquetlers of the santa parina relm, where they can study disenvolentay syndrom of the esophigus ans inner vetteroplous organs of the seteraneous fetterless (aka giant man eating squirrel). To get this project off the ground wee need to get the approval of the board of Innterpytopathic memorticfunds of transcommunical vitalities. Thank you for listening today and coming to this meeting we will see you tomorrow.

Thank you Pascale, that was a riveting speech.

Sat, 31 Jul 2004 07:54:28 GMT

I remember that fateful day when Coach took me aside. I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said. "I'm off the team, aren't I?" "Well," said Coach, "you never were really on the team. You made that uniform you're wearing out of rags and towels, and your helmet is a toy space helmet. You show up at practice and then either steal the ball and make us chase you to get it back, or you try to tackle people at inappropriate times." It was all true what he was saying. And yet, I thought, something is brewing inside the head of this Coach. He sees something in me, some kind of raw talent that he can mold. But that's when I felt the handcuffs go on.

Hey guys I'm at Pascale's!! She's so hott she sets fire to everything she sees! Charmin Ultra, LESS IS MORE! And so anyway Pascale's mom comes to pick us up from the barn earlier and omg she's got this senile little scraggly dog in the car with her and Pascale goes "What is it" and her mom's like "Oh that's Popcorn, I found him wandering around on 208th and I'm taking him back to his home" so first we get to spend 10 minutes driving to try to find the freakin street, then we get to it and the houses are impossible to find, PLUS Overlake (the school for the incredibly rich) has got this huge new gym that probably cost more than my entire school, well definitely cost more than my entire school, anyway so it's on that road, plus we hear that they just BOUGHT OUT SOMEONE'S HOUSE NEXT DOOR so they can make tennis courts. Poor Overlake, they don't have enough tennis... Anyway so then it's 10 and we're stoppin at people's houses to see if they recognize the dog because we can't for the life of us find the house the dog supposedly lives at (which we later found out was all a large scheme to skin us, but more on that later) and so first we go to these Asian people's house and they just go "No, we no know dog" and so we went to the next people's house and this suspicious looking lady came out and she had this HUGE house and she kept stalling and pretending to think about whether she knew Popcorn so me and Pascale figured out their little plan, they've got this little dog with a fake address on 206th ave wandering around on some street. A nice lady like Lorane picks it up and tries to call them, they don't answer. So she goes to their house (or TRIES) then asks the neighbors. The neighbors answer the door, see that she's fallen for their prank, and go inside to "ask her husband whether he knows the people". Then the wife comes back out and says her husband is on the phone, which really means that he's relaying the message of "we've got one!" to the other people in on their plan. Then he comes out and pretends to try to help you find it. Then they get Lorane to get out of the car and look for the address with them, leaving the car doors unlocked, then BOOM! they all strike with their chainsaws and giant skinners and skin us all alive and (probably) eat our bones. We escaped just in time.

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

Fri, 30 Jul 2004 03:37:03 GMT

Okay, so everything that I went to in the past couple of weeks went really well and I am looking forward to... August 7 Bridle Trails, August 11 Vashon Derby *hopefully!*, August 17 Gold Creek, September 11 Baywood Camas Meadows, September 12 Vashon (hopefully my first Novice on Cheyenne!!)

And! I was looking at the Jay Goss pictures, and hehehe look at the picture I found from September 28th Windmeadow Derby last year!!!

It's Britt, me and Jordan with little pieces of straw stuck in our hair. I love it

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