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[06 Feb 2005|01:16am] |
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**AGENT RETARD**
SI TAMBIEN
uhhh sorry dude i have a life....
THE INNER CIRCLE IS BEING RAPED FOR ALL ITS WORTH!!!!
whos cow is that?!
WE LOVE TIKUMS
uhh why are we fondling?
happy hands
uhh melissa being @ lindsay's totally made it so that we couldn't hang out with brad
pascale is here by the way
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[01 Jan 2005|11:43pm] |
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Death Cab for Cutie - The Sound of Settling |
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( panda express ♥ )
PS I BABYSAT LAST NIGHT PITY ME
happy 2005
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[19 Dec 2004|04:43pm] |
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Mommy Didn't Come Back
(Timmy's song)
Mommy didn't come back
She never came back.
Don't let your mommy leave
Cause she'll never come back.
A ring a ding ding the telephone rings
I answer with HELLO?!
"I'm sorry to tell ya, I hate to report it, but your mommy's gots to go!
She got in a car wreck a really bad car wreck
She might have broke her neck.
I'll meet you at the hospital, I'll tell you the rest there!"
And then the phone went click!
A ring a ding ding the telephone rings
She answers with yello!?
"Grandma Grandma Grandma mamas gonna die!"
Then she offered me some pie.
"Not now Grandma, maybe later but right now I need a ride!
Hurry hurry Grandma! Drive real fast!
DON'T LET MOMMY DIE!"
Grandma didn't show up, she never showed up
So I called a local cab.
I had no money not one penny
So I gave him something else.
They were round and white and in an orange bottle
They said, "FOR GRANDMA ONLY!"
We got to the hospital. I said "Thank you sir." He said, "No, thank you!"
I walked through the doors
I screamed "WHERE'S ME MOMMY, SHE'S GONNA DIE!
I need to see her now!"
I found a doctor who said, "You must be Timmy? Let me take you to your mommy."
But when we got there the nurse said, "I'm sorry but I'm afraid you're just too late.
Your mommy isn't here, she just died, they already took her away."
So I cried and cried. She never came back, she never came back to get me.
Instead she died ina car wreck
A really bad car wreck
I guess she broke her neck
Mommy didn't come back
Daddy's dead in Iraq
And we still don't know where Grandma is
I'M AN ORPHAN!
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[17 Dec 2004|07:03pm] |
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Brand New - Moshi Moshi |
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I'M AT KATIE'S WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S FAT
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[06 Dec 2004|08:41pm] |
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Taking Back Sunday - There's No 'I' In Team |
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HEARTTHROBS
¬ anyone ever named ryan (it's just an orientally appealing name)
¬ BOBBY
¬ mr haverstock (of cooooourse)
¬ gnomy (hey he deserves to be on here twice right??)
¬ big pimpin
¬ frank
¬ sam
¬ caitlin
¬ david
¬ anna
¬ guy from winning london
¬ hot skaters!
¬ petey senior
¬ petey junior (RIP)
¬ BAM! (pascale)
thanks to david caitlin and anna for your help on the list
it's under construction too
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[01 Dec 2004|10:14pm] |
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The Used - Take It Away |
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( you know i hate light )
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[04 Nov 2004|06:03pm] |
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Saves The Day - Anywhere But Here |
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... than anywhere with you.
This morning before school Katie mooned a bunch of people and I laughed so hard I cried, in LA Ms Hoffacker told us to stop having orgies in her classroom, in Gym I switched shoes with Tomtom, in Schmitz I did my INCREDIBLY AWESOME presentation, 6th period Mr Pounder let us go in to Schmitz and "write down influential hero information" aka talk to Neil Conor and Jack. After school I went to the barn and jumped the fenceline logs and then went back in the indoor and jumped 3'6". My rating is on Sunday... ooooh goody. Then I went to Jamba Juice and felt like a retard because I was standing there in my ultra tight riding pants and Tommy's man shoes. Now I'm off to go find out what book to do the Hoffacker book report on. I'm not a slacker, oh no.
Forgot to add... After school we were all standing around talking about pantsing me and then Stu comes up behind me and actually does it! And then I tied my drawstring really tight and then Galen tried to but couldn't and then Ryan/Kyle tried to but also failed. Great.
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[17 Oct 2004|06:13pm] |
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Tupac - Baby Don't Cry |
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( Party! )
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[10 Oct 2004|09:27pm] |
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Ben Kweller - Wasted and Ready |
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( I miss Chloe. )
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[10 Oct 2004|01:27pm] |
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Something Corporate - Space |
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The more I think about it, the more REVOLTING that is.
Ewwww
I'm gonna go... brush my teeth. And chew gum. And both.
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[03 Oct 2004|04:25pm] |
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Warren G - I Want It All |
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Oh my GOD, Ryan's name is still on my Hydraulic jeans. They are brand new and I have worn them ONCE! And what does Ryan do but go and write his name and a little arrow!!! URggrhgrhg
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[01 Oct 2004|09:11pm] |
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The Grouch - Crusader for Justice |
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OKAY I JUST GOT HOME FROM BANDAGING HELP AT THE BARN WITH LEAH, (EARLIER I TOLD BRITTANY AN INTERESTING LITTLE TIDBIT ABOUT WEDNESDAY.. HEHE) ANYWAY THATS BESIDES THE POINT BECAUSE I AM HOME ALOEN I AM SCARED OUT OF MY LITTLE MIND AND IT IS DARK AND ALLLL THE LIGHTS WERE TURNED OFF AND THE RAPISTS/THIEVES (WHO KNOWS WHATS LURKING IN THE GHETTO OVER-80-EXCEPT-FOR-MY-FAMILY NEIGHBORHOOD) LEFT SOME ANTHRAX-DRENCHED PACKAGE ON MY PORCH, EXCEPT WHENI BROUGHT IT IN AND OPENED IT UP IT TURNED OUT TO BE THESE WEIRD GREEN GRAPES!!! I DONT EVEN LIKE GREEN GRAPES, RED GRAPES IS THE ONLY WAY TO GO! BUT THATS JUST ME, MAYBE THE RAPISTS/SKINNERS HAVE DIFFERENT PREFERENCES
YOU ARE CRAZY IF YOU ARENT AFRAID OF THE DARK.
On a slightly lighter-hearted topic, funniest words of the year according to me (in order):
Spectrum
Asthma
French
If only I could incorporate all three into an incredibly hilarious knock-knock joke. Wouldn't that just be the best joke ever? It would. I've only found a way to use two in one joke... Ahh well that will be enough. (But he doesn't cry if you call him Crepe... AWWW)
Christina Mollie and Katie save my life by making it humorous
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[13 Sep 2004|09:29pm] |
pascalelucky16:
'THE FRIEND'
a short shot story. by Pascale Mattarazo
Reinbow was my first pet
a beta fish he was
Chris my baby sittter baught him for me for 5 dollars for my 5th birthday
what a beautiful fish he was
his dazzling scales sparkled like a little sprinkle of heaven every timed i looked at him
i was so proud of my prode and joy
i remember tag, and other fishy games with him
::tear::
he was so sweet and we alwaysed talked forever, he was a good listener and didnt complain much
my own little pice of sanktion, right there in a little bowl next to my bed
sweet sweet reinbow, made me feel like a stay, like i found the pot of gold on the other end of him, he compleated me i loved that fish more then life itself
one day when i came home from school....he was hiding
i thaugth my cat had probibly frightend him
thats when i saw him.....
gasping for breath on my floor
it was to late, he died in my arms
i was to upset to cry, to sullen to speek
i was devistated
i didnt eat for hours
i attended the funeral..(convienently located in my back yard)
i said my uguigly
we prayed
how sweet my dear dear reinbow was
RIP REINBOW< YOU WILL CONTINUE TO SHINE ON US FOREVER
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[12 Sep 2004|10:59am] |
A word for the wise...
Gra vel2glasS: sharks are like friends just when you dont expect it they eat you and drown you!
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| FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL |
[08 Sep 2004|08:15pm] |
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Jamiroquai - Canned Heat |
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Okay so today was ... the best thing that's ever happened to me (Kip voice). I'll start from the beginning...
( You know you wanna hear )
Everybody believed we would never be... Look at us up above we are so in love!!
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[06 Sep 2004|12:53pm] |
thepanicmuffin
1. take your lj username and replace each letter with the corresponding number (A=1, B=2, etc...).
t h e p a n i c m u f f i n
20 8 5 16 1 14 9 3 13 21 6 6 9 14
2. add all of the numbers together to create a kind of super number.
Let me break out the computer calculator.. 145
3. add the digits of the number together.
10
4. find the post of this number in your LJ. If you don't have that many posts, add the digits together again.
5. take the digit you noted in step 3, and count that many words into the post.
their
6. use the resulting word in a google image search, and select a picture from the first page and post the results.
( Marshmallow Communists )
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[16 Aug 2004|06:42pm] |
What happens when Jane and Katie are home alone?
( Oh yeah... This )
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